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 | | Subject: Yu-Gi-Oh! Ascend from Darkness STORY June 15th 2012, 4:08 am | |
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Toxic Alchemist
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| | Subject: Bishop Duels the mysterious Masked Man June 15th 2012, 4:21 am | |
| - Spoiler:
Masked Man: Let's Duel!
Bishop: Fine, but you'd better hold true to your word!
Masked Man: I'll go first I draw!
Masked Man: I'll set two Face-Downs and summon Achacha Archer!
Masked Man: Thanks to his effect, you take 500 points of damage!
Bishop has lost 500 life points
Bishop: Tch....why did that hurt?!
Masked Man: Oh, did i mention that this is a Shadow Game?
Bishop: A Shadow Game?! That's a stupid legend.
Masked Man: Oh no, it's very real.
Bishop: I'll believe that when I—oh wait, I did see it. Well this isn't good at all.
Masked Man: Each time you lose life points, YOU take damage as well.
Bishop: Not a first for me, oddly enough. I accept your terms!
Masked Man: You are a very strong duelist. I like that.
Bishop: But you should know something. Of course, if you can hurt me, I can hurt you!
Bishop: I draw!
Bishop: I play the spell card Mystical Space Typhoon!
Masked Man: What?!
Bishop: Say bye-bye to that face-down card!
Masked Man: Crap, my Scrap-Iron Scarecrow!
Bishop: Now, I summon Morphtronic Scopen in attack mode!
Bishop: Thanks to his effect, I special summon Morphtronic Radion in attack mode!
Bishop: Hehe...and let's not forget that Scopen is a tuner monster.
Masked Man: Tuner?
Bishop: I tune Scopen to Radion. Synchro Summon....Power Tool Dragon!
Masked Man: I've never heard of that!
Bishop: And now you'll never forget him!
Bishop: I equip Power Tool Dragon with the spell card Double Tool C&D!
Masked Man: but didn't you already normal summon?
Bishop: Radion was special summoned with Scopen's effect, and then Power Tool Dragon was synchro summoned. Another form of Special Summon.
Masked Man: What?!?
Bishop: And now, Power Tool Dragon is here! And he has a cool effect.
Bishop: Out of 3 Equip spell cards from my deck, you get to pick one of them randomly. That card is then added to my hand.
Masked Man: If its so cool, why don't you show me it?
Bishop: Now now, what fun is that? So choose.
Masked Man: It's called cheating, deal with it.
Bishop: Heh...it doesn't matter which one you pick. They're all the same card: United We Stand!
Masked Man: All the same? Impossible!
Bishop: Now, United We Stand is added to my hand. Now, I think I'll equip Power Tool Dragon with that spell you were nice enough to give me!
Bishop: Now, Power Tool Dragon has a monstrous 4100 Attack Points!
Masked Man: Power tool, such a stupid name for a powerful monster...
Bishop: We'll see how stupid he is when he sends Achacha Archer to oblivion!
Bishop: Power Tool Dragon, attack!
Masked Man: Uh, please have mercy-AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
Masked Man has lost 2900 life points.
Bishop: There is no mercy when my life is at stake. Now, I end my turn.
Masked Man: I Draw!
Masked Man: First, I'll set 1 card face down, then summon A random monster because I'm bored! I'm bored!
Masked Man: Go! Random monster!
Bishop: I don't think it's wise for you to summon a random monster when your life is on the line.
Masked Man: aww.... Ganbara Knight?
Masked Man: I was hoping for something else...
Masked Man: oh well, nothing i can do now, I end....
Bishop: Erm...alright then. Power Tool Dragon, attack Ganbara Knight!
Masked Man: besides, I'm old, I forgot i set this up as a Shadow Game in the first place!
Masked Man: By the way,
Masked Man: Ganbara Knight Has an effect
Bishop: I know. You can change him to defense position when he's targeted for an attack.
Masked Man: How did you know!
Bishop: I've seen the card before...
Masked Man: Are you psychic like me?? No? Alright then.
Bishop: I...I don't know what you're talking about....
Bishop: Whatever. I end my turn.
Masked Man: at least didn't lose any life points
Masked Man: Before we continue
Masked Man: I just want to say,
Masked Man: that....
Masked Man: that....
Masked Man: you need to learn
Masked Man: the history of Duel Monsters
Masked Man: that I forgot....
Bishop: I know the history. Ancient Egyptians used tablets with monsters on them that became the first Duel Monster cards. Then, Maxamillion Pegasus made them into a card game.
Masked Man: Not just a card game...but a children's card game. However...
Masked Man: this "children's card game" has gotten chaotic over the years...
Masked Man: and has now turned into a regular card game, and you are the next King of Games
Masked Man: and with that....I end
Bishop: There hasn't been a King of Games since Yugi...I Draw!
Bishop: I play yet another Mystical Space Typhoon!
Masked Man: You're joking....
Bishop: And another face-down card bites the dust.
Masked Man: Ha!
Masked Man: Ha!
Masked Man: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Bishop: What is it?
Masked Man: You sir, hit a random, useless card!
Bishop: I'd rather be rid of a useless card than waste a turn in fear that I could use stomping you into the ground.
Bishop: I summon Morphtronic Boarden!
Masked Man: ummm...
Masked Man: Last time I checked, Skateboards aren't machines
Masked Man: but whatever
Bishop: I DIDN'T DESIGN THE CARDS YOU IDIOT, I JUST USE THEM!!!
Bishop: Grr... Power Tool Dragon, attack his face-down monster! Boarden, attack him directly!
Masked Man: EPIC FAIL!
Masked Man: Go, Dimensional Prison!
Bishop: You used it...on Boarden....
Bishop: Whatever...
Masked Man: yes, that is cowwect!
Masked Man: Twemble in fear!
Bishop: You had that all along, you could have used it on Power Tool Dragon!
Masked Man: uuuh....
Masked Man: I knew that!
*sweatdrop*
Masked Man: I just uuuh, didn't want to!
Bishop: I...end my turn...
Masked Man: My turn, I draw!
Masked Man: ....
Masked Man: THIS DECK SUCKS!!!
Masked Man: hey.. can we switch decks?
Masked Man: no?
Masked Man: Yes?
Masked Man: maybe?
Bishop: No...
Masked Man: aww....
Bishop: We duel till the last life point vanishes.
Masked Man: then i summon Ganbara Knight in ATK Position!
Bishop: Him again?
Masked Man: yea!
Masked Man: he's gonna kick your but!
Bishop: With 0 attack points. Good luck with that.
Masked Man: I end!
Bishop: I equip Power Tool Dragon with another Double Tool C&D!
Bishop: Power Tool Dragon, attack Ganbara Knight.
Masked Man: his effect activates once again!
Bishop: Fine. I end my turn.
Masked Man: and...
Masked Man: I have nothing
Masked Man: I...End...
Bishop: This has been the most boring duel of my life.
Masked Man: are you joking!
Masked Man: this is POP-FLYING!!!!!!!
Bishop: Not in the least. You've dealt 500 points of damage to me and have no chance of defending yourself.
Masked Man: uuuuuhhh....
Bishop: Anyway, back to stomping your face in. Thanks to my two Double Tool C&D cards and United We Stand, Power Tool Dragon has 5100 attack points.
Masked Man: But
Bishop: Oh, and isn't that EXACTLY how many life points you have left?
Masked Man: uuuuh
Bishop: Yeah, I think we're done here. Power Tool Dragon, go ahead and kill him for me.
Masked Man: F***!
Bishop: Attack!
Masked Man: Oh SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!
Masked Man has lost 5100 life points
Masked Man: Ow...Never again am I going to drink that much beer in one night.
Bishop: Now, how do I get away from the cops
Masked Man: oh
Masked Man: where's Astral
Bishop: Astral...who?
Masked Man: Your cop problem
Masked Man: Here's Your key
Bishop: Key?
Masked Man: With this you can get into Life Stream Academy....
Masked Man: Astral will meet you there
Masked Man: He's like the Principal there
Masked Man: Anyway, tell him Yuma sent you
Bishop: Academy? What Academy? Where is it?
Masked Man: On Astral World.
Bishop: I don't know where that is!
Masked Man: You'll find it, just follow your instincts.
Bishop: W—what?!
Masked Man: I gotta go
Bishop: Go where, what do you mean? And shouldn't you be dead?!
Masked Man: See ya later...
Bishop: I don't understand!
Masked Man: And say hello to Tori for me!
Bishop: Wait, don't go, I have so many questions!
Masked Man: See ya!
Masked Man: Oh yeah, keep this. *Throws the Emperor's key*
Masked Man: It'll bring ya good luck! *disappears*
Bishop: Tch. Freak.
*Voice appears out of nowhere*
Masked Man: I HEARD THAT!!!
Celfon leaps out of my jacket, planting himself on my shoulder. "So whatcha gonna do, Bishop?" "If this Life Stream Academy can get me away from the cops, I'm gonna find it. I need to find this...Astral. Whoever that is." "There's talk in the Spirit World about a ghost who followed some kid named Yuma around," Celfon explains. "Yuma?" I ask. "That guy told me to tell Astral that Yuma sent me. That man must've been Yuma! Celfon, find the other Morphtronics and see what you can find out about this Life Stream Academy." "And what are you gonna do until I find it?" he asks. I put on a triumphant smile. "I think I'm gonna get a Coke." | |
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